Exactly. I’d want mine to be permanently welded shut. Now if I could only convince my wife to be into any of this…

Exactly. I’d want mine to be permanently welded shut. Now if I could only convince my wife to be into any of this…

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Well duh…

Well duh…

(via smallwhitedickforbbc)


Its OK honey. Lets just kiss and make up…

Its OK honey. Lets just kiss and make up…


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So badly…

So badly…


Something I’d love to be!

Something I’d love to be!

(via curious-cunt)


smallpeniswannabecuck:

So the other day someone asked me my penis size and I wrote 3.5 hard. Today someone messaged me and referred to this pic. Well I always used to say a little over 3 inches hard. That grew to a lie of 3.5. Pictures don’t lie. I don’t know why but 3.5 always sounds better than 3.1, so I’m sorry for lying.

smallpeniswannabecuck:

So the other day someone asked me my penis size and I wrote 3.5 hard. Today someone messaged me and referred to this pic. Well I always used to say a little over 3 inches hard. That grew to a lie of 3.5. Pictures don’t lie. I don’t know why but 3.5 always sounds better than 3.1, so I’m sorry for lying.

(via smallpeniswannabecuck)


smallpeniswannabecuck:

Hard next to TP roll. Please reblog my tiny erection!

smallpeniswannabecuck:

Hard next to TP roll. Please reblog my tiny erection!

(via smallpeniswannabecuck)


Would love to have to pose next to a huge BBC, with my tiny penis.

Would love to have to pose next to a huge BBC, with my tiny penis.

(via eyou97)


Would love to come home and see this in ythe bedroom door!!!

Would love to come home and see this in ythe bedroom door!!!